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The fixxers return

Hey guys get ready ol fix is coming back. From his posts his new nexus s cant even get a signal. Horray
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Lmao amazing
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haha lol, the "fix" can't shake the evo... or us...

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

Woohoo the master troll returns.

conqu1stador said:
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
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Bwahahahahahaha

conqu1stador said:
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
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Lmao. Where do you come up with this ish?
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jayharper08 said:
Lmao. Where do you come up with this ish?
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LOL
That **** is classic. Seemed like an appropriate time to use it.
Back to the matter at hand ... how do we convince that jabroni to stay 'over there?'

conqu1stador said:
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
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Hilarious!!!!
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conqu1stador said:
LOL
That **** is classic. Seemed like an appropriate time to use it.
Back to the matter at hand ... how do we convince that jabroni to stay 'over there?'
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Get him a working Nexus
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DirtyShroomz said:
Get him a working Nexus
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Hmm ... why does that sound too easy?
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This is the greatest thread ever. Lol
Ha Ha (Nelson voice) *points at fixxer*
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... I just broke out into hives..
I knew this reprieve wouldn't last. I wonder how much it would cost to put all the guts from an EVO into a Nexus S.. or better yet a DroidX, then send it to him and tell him he's got the only DX that works on Sprint's network..

I dont think I've ever cried because of something read on a forum until now

nebenezer said:
... I just broke out into hives..
I knew this reprieve wouldn't last. I wonder how much it would cost to put all the guts from an EVO into a Nexus S.. or better yet a DroidX, then send it to him and tell him he's got the only DX that works on Sprint's network..
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I remember when we had our herocs you and fixxer got into it lol. I think the both of you got temp banned (or just him) and ol fixxer came back as smoother hahaha. I don't remember exactly how it happened but it was funny.
Ohhhh good times........
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wait are you talking about fixxer2008?

dirkyd3rk said:
I remember when we had our herocs you and fixxer got into it lol. I think the both of you got temp banned (or just him) and ol fixxer came back as smoother hahaha. I don't remember exactly how it happened but it was funny.
Ohhhh good times........
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smh
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peas in a pod man..

nebenezer said:
smh
peas in a pod man..
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I wonder what happened to darchstar, that kid was a freaking genius man.
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I hope he's getting paid for his talents
lmao, I found the image... that got me banned, well one if them, along with several dozen comments..

nebenezer said:
I hope he's getting paid for his talents
lmao, I found the image... that got me banned, well one if them, along with several dozen comments..
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Hahahaha
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I have to share with my Note buddies!

This may not be Note related but dang its hilarious!
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Lmao lmao
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F**** that dog.
I must be a man, after starring for a min, never noticed the dog. Guess thats the point. Good one.

Nice!
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ROFL!!
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Hey, who let the Dogs out?! Baha Men better not blame it on my Note. LMAO

Never noticed the dog driving until I read the notes below.
Great post and a lovely girl friend you have got.

Lovely! Got caught as expected!

this one is good.
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This may not be Note related but dang its hilarious! View attachment 863799
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YFY said:
Never noticed the dog driving until I read the notes below.
Great post and a lovely girl friend you have got.
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There's notes at the bottom?!
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What dog
From the Best : Galaxy Note

sprintuser1977 said:
What dog
From the Best : Galaxy Note
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Lol! That's what I said!
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Sorry to crash the party, but that story did not happen. This picture has been reposted on various sites hundreds of times with different captions.
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Wha dog are you guys talking about?

yentlequible said:
Sorry to crash the party, but that story did not happen. This picture has been reposted on various sites hundreds of times with different captions.
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Pic didn't happen either, here's the original:
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj316/mywhitetees/part2/3227qc8.jpg

yentlequible said:
Sorry to crash the party, but that story did not happen. This picture has been reposted on various sites hundreds of times with different captions.
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Um... duh! Its a joke guys! Wow...
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Brilliant very funny
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tenkainen said:
Pic didn't happen either, here's the original:
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj316/mywhitetees/part2/3227qc8.jpg
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That ass sure happened!
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Stuff Android Noobs Say

Just a little humor I thought I would share with everyone! Remember, there's nothing wrong with being a noob
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzpixaIOwSg

Hilarious!
Oh..and first!

Haha... that just made my day!!! Lol
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This has GOTTA be nominated for an Emmy or Grammy or Sumthingy !!!

I can see this being linked in future posts.....Very cool Qb!!!

Very funny to those of us experienced users.
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Omg!!! I guess my phone is bricked....it just keeps REBOOTING!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!! PERFECT WAY TO END THA VID!!
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That is pretty damn funny right there!
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Lololol
Truly EPIC xD
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Lol that is too good.
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I just ruined a perfectly good mocha laughing so hard at this. You, sir, owe me another video. LOL!
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You should make one for stuff rooting pro's say. Lol. I often tune into xda for some good burns. "Search must be broken again, damn! "

ohhh thats great...love the "help qbking i followed someone else's rooting vid and bricked my phone" LOL i have seen a few vids on you tube of ppl that if followed would probably not only brick your phone but also turn it into a Decepticon lol

K3VlN said:
ohhh thats great...love the "help qbking i followed someone else's rooting vid and bricked my phone" LOL i have seen a few vids on you tube of ppl that if followed would probably not only brick your phone but also turn it into a Decepticon lol
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Links please???
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Biggoron said:
Links please???
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Right... id love to see those...
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flastnoles11 said:
Right... id love to see those...
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Just read the comments after his videos...they are there!!!! Noobity noob noobs. But seeing this makes me want to go back and see what my first posts were like. I only have to go back almost 7000 posts.
Damn, can only go back 500 in stats.

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HA! i meant that in a bad way altho would be cool until it tried to kill you lol

That was awesome lol
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Galaxy s3 photos!

I thought it'd be awesome if people posted pictures of how they are sportin' their s3 to show off and help others decide on a color!
So get to posting!

Sounds like u wanna decide too eh? Blue is STUNNING. Definitely glad I got it, very unique too. I'm at work but I took photos of how I handle it while I'm working driver thru at McDonald's, will post after work
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Took these during our parade today.
Edit: whoops, just seen that you were talking about pictures of the actual phone. Lol.

ugh this post is not doing anything to curve my craving for this phone but I still cant resist to check out the pics people post of their phones =)

Why agonize over which color to get. Get both and enjoy.... :-D
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blackguy101 said:
ugh this post is not doing anything to curve my craving for this phone but I still cant resist to check out the pics people post of their phones =)
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Its supposed to be a phone pron thread haha! I like seeing how people dress up their phones. Just gotta wait till Friday to get mine ><
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jdpdata said:
Why agonize over which color to get. Get both and enjoy.... :-D
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Give me 459.99+549.99+9.25% tax? Ill love you forever! XD
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Here is my pebble blue sitting in its stand while the wife and I watch television.
Taken with my SGS2.

After seeing the white one in stores I'm happy I went with blue. The white looks nice but more cheap imo

Mine
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This is my Pebble Blue 16GB in a Gray case
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Here you go!
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Here we go
Oops wrong pic I forgot I was using the phone, happy 4th of July everyone
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Master Ramy said:
Sounds like u wanna decide too eh? Blue is STUNNING. Definitely glad I got it, very unique too. I'm at work but I took photos of how I handle it while I'm working driver thru at McDonald's, will post after work
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Slightly overprotective while I await my case, so introducing the Galaxy Bed! Fits into any place you work, just build a snug bed for your SIII! Coming soon to a store near you
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Master Ramy said:
Slightly overprotective while I await my case, so introducing the Galaxy Bed! Fits into any place you work, just build a snug bed for your SIII! Coming soon to a store near you
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LMFAO!!!! I saw that and spat out my drink...seriously!!!!!! omg..i love that! xD

browniegirl said:
LMFAO!!!! I saw that and spat out my drink...seriously!!!!!! omg..i love that! xD
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glad u enjoyed it ! haha im really not joking tho, ive been doing that since the first shift after i got the phone, so thats two shifts as of today

Here ya go

Whoa did you really take that with your s3? And with the shutter sound on?
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Indiana dunes

Funny S-Voice responses

I would like to start this as screenshots of s voice with silly answers / responses
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Hopefully we get some fun ones
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I have no clue either what your question is suppsed to mean. Voice recogintion issue?
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It was which is better HTC or Samsung, but it added the f
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How is that funny?

irish-sid said:
How is that funny?
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I was thinking the same thing!
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If you ask "where are you from?"
She replies "from a land far far away"
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adamo3957 said:
I would like to start this as screenshots of s voice with silly answers / responses
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Hopefully we get some fun ones
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My english it's not very good but.... I did not find any funny responsens may someone help me?
What is funny here?
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Nothing. That is the whole point of everyone except OP.
Btw, S-Voice is heavily based on WolframAlpha API so a lot of funn answers WolframAlpha gives will also be given by S-Voice.

enohand said:
If you ask "where are you from?"
She replies "from a land far far away"
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Mine said "from many places, simultaneously"...

if you ask what do you think it always says that it has no opinion or to look online.
not like siri

I thought this one was fairly amusing

PFC Hudson said:
I thought this one was fairly amusing
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Lol, class, keep them coming
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alex_herrero said:
Mine said "from many places, simultaneously"...
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Mine said. "A box"
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iii
ii dont think thats funny too haha btw i'm italian and i can't post a screenshot because most of you would not understand

This is me trying to say :
TAKE A PIC
http://imageshack.us/f/4/screenshot2012061118362.png/
http://imageshack.us/f/4/screenshot2012061118362.png/

Wow Humans are so weird ! They find stuff so funny and giggle even they post it.
which does not make any sense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love S-voice and some of the responses are 1st class! great idea for this thread!
You should ask it - If i'm beautiful - replies some might think so
Or ask do I need a jacket today and it will reply with the weather
ask it if im tired and it replies your bed is soo comfy
love playing with this app

Hahaha
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I don't think s-voice has any sense of humour
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I was like wtf
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