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Stuff Android Noobs Say

Just a little humor I thought I would share with everyone! Remember, there's nothing wrong with being a noob
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzpixaIOwSg

Hilarious!
Oh..and first!

Haha... that just made my day!!! Lol
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This has GOTTA be nominated for an Emmy or Grammy or Sumthingy !!!

I can see this being linked in future posts.....Very cool Qb!!!

Very funny to those of us experienced users.
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Omg!!! I guess my phone is bricked....it just keeps REBOOTING!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!! PERFECT WAY TO END THA VID!!
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That is pretty damn funny right there!
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Lololol
Truly EPIC xD
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Lol that is too good.
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I just ruined a perfectly good mocha laughing so hard at this. You, sir, owe me another video. LOL!
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You should make one for stuff rooting pro's say. Lol. I often tune into xda for some good burns. "Search must be broken again, damn! "

ohhh thats great...love the "help qbking i followed someone else's rooting vid and bricked my phone" LOL i have seen a few vids on you tube of ppl that if followed would probably not only brick your phone but also turn it into a Decepticon lol

K3VlN said:
ohhh thats great...love the "help qbking i followed someone else's rooting vid and bricked my phone" LOL i have seen a few vids on you tube of ppl that if followed would probably not only brick your phone but also turn it into a Decepticon lol
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Links please???
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Biggoron said:
Links please???
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Right... id love to see those...
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flastnoles11 said:
Right... id love to see those...
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Just read the comments after his videos...they are there!!!! Noobity noob noobs. But seeing this makes me want to go back and see what my first posts were like. I only have to go back almost 7000 posts.
Damn, can only go back 500 in stats.

Biggoron said:
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HA! i meant that in a bad way altho would be cool until it tried to kill you lol

That was awesome lol
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Post your best shots taken with the SGS3

Let's see em!

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The camera makes everything so vivid and real...

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The camera makes everything so vivid and real...
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Wow that was so funny thank u for making my day lmfao !!!!!!!!!
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In doors
Edit... Not sure why the pictures is sideways
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From today
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Hmmm... it seems that my GS1 takes better pictures. There must be something really messed up with the new camera firmware
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Some sea food!!
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Pictures from my S3 t-999
Here is a good example of the HDR feature...
Click the picture for the full sized image.
With HDR
Without HDR
Close up, fine detail
Another close up
Maximum zoom

MДЯCЦSДИT said:
Hmmm... it seems that my GS1 takes better pictures. There must be something really messed up with the new camera firmware
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........
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Top pic is with bedroom light on, no flash
bottom pic is bedroom light off, so lo light and flash on
The Cámara settings are auto/default ones,I didn't change nothing except the flash,
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mtburner said:
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+1 for the picture.
+100 for the bikes.

This is how hot it was today in Colorado
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MacTheRipperr said:
This is how hot it was today in Colorado
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No wonder the state is on fire!

Guess where I live...

ficklecycler said:
No wonder the state is on fire!
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Lol!
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My kitten playing dead lol.
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oi46.tinypic.com/2i9ngaq.jpg
taken using my S2, i'll take some S3 pics soon for this thread

VanD12 said:
oi46.tinypic.com/2i9ngaq.jpg
taken using my S2, i'll take some S3 pics soon for this thread
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attached version

Post a picture of yourself thread!!

Here we go, there's a similar thread in the E4GT section so I thought I get something started here in the S III section too. Everyone always wonders what everyone else looks like and wants to put a face to go with the username... So I'll get it started .... Don't forget to hit the thanks button!!.. this should be interesting
This is me enjoying hawaii!
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My girl
My dog tyson!!

I'm the one in the red....don't remember having that picture taken. Pretty bad drunkn night..
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defnow said:
I'm the one in the red....don't remember having that picture taken. Pretty bad drunkn night..
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happens sometimes to all of us!!! LMAO

fresh_TD said:
Here we go, there's a similar thread in the E4GT section so I thought I get something started here in the S III section too. Everyone always wonders what everyone else looks like and wants to put a face to go with the username... So I'll get it started .... Dont forget to hit the thanks button!!.. this should be interesting
This is me enjoying hawaii!
My dog tyson!!
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Compai tienes k meterle mano a las pesas porque te ves un poquito flaco LOL.. I'm joking bro, you looking cut up. I'm actually just a little bigger than you but being a fireman I gotta keep up with my work out regimen. I like the color scheme on that pitbul of yours, looks cool.
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My kids, my lady, and of course me....
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I'm the human......
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@w8setter
dude your baby is flipping us off !
also love that polka-dot bikini your wearing. lol.

Hoping I can attach pics now....
Still a bit of a newbie posting wise.
This is the whole family
Including the fur kids!
Nope...
Wouldn't upload / post
It can be seen on home Page at
bertelsonfamily dot com
Alice the Brit
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Me and my girl
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jamcar said:
I'm the human......
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Are you the same guy getting blamed for all the bricked phones?? I'm not not implying that it's your fault... Just curious its all

sent from a GALAXY far far away.......

Wify and I
Send From My GS3 Untouchable Thanks to Blazer V 1.6

alright alright alright....lets get some ladies up in here lol.

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Cleaner look without the fro son

G1_enthusiast said:
alright alright alright....lets get some ladies up in here lol.
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Cmon son, at least post a pic of yourself before you start asking for pics of shorties(girls) on here..

fresh_TD said:
Cleaner look without the fro son
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Thanx bro. It was hard cutting 16 yrs worth of hair off.
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At work in kennesaw before I moved to the mountains
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w8setter said:
My kids, my lady, and of course me....
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I think you little guy was flipping us the bird haha
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Me my wifey kids and mini me
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Cashyftw here! I'm from Britain (Yes I have an accent)
(I model for first modeling agency)

Funny S-Voice responses

I would like to start this as screenshots of s voice with silly answers / responses
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Hopefully we get some fun ones
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I have no clue either what your question is suppsed to mean. Voice recogintion issue?
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It was which is better HTC or Samsung, but it added the f
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How is that funny?

irish-sid said:
How is that funny?
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I was thinking the same thing!
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If you ask "where are you from?"
She replies "from a land far far away"
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adamo3957 said:
I would like to start this as screenshots of s voice with silly answers / responses
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Hopefully we get some fun ones
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My english it's not very good but.... I did not find any funny responsens may someone help me?
What is funny here?
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Nothing. That is the whole point of everyone except OP.
Btw, S-Voice is heavily based on WolframAlpha API so a lot of funn answers WolframAlpha gives will also be given by S-Voice.

enohand said:
If you ask "where are you from?"
She replies "from a land far far away"
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Mine said "from many places, simultaneously"...

if you ask what do you think it always says that it has no opinion or to look online.
not like siri

I thought this one was fairly amusing

PFC Hudson said:
I thought this one was fairly amusing
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Lol, class, keep them coming
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alex_herrero said:
Mine said "from many places, simultaneously"...
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Mine said. "A box"
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iii
ii dont think thats funny too haha btw i'm italian and i can't post a screenshot because most of you would not understand

This is me trying to say :
TAKE A PIC
http://imageshack.us/f/4/screenshot2012061118362.png/
http://imageshack.us/f/4/screenshot2012061118362.png/

Wow Humans are so weird ! They find stuff so funny and giggle even they post it.
which does not make any sense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love S-voice and some of the responses are 1st class! great idea for this thread!
You should ask it - If i'm beautiful - replies some might think so
Or ask do I need a jacket today and it will reply with the weather
ask it if im tired and it replies your bed is soo comfy
love playing with this app

Hahaha
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I don't think s-voice has any sense of humour
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I was like wtf
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WTF Samsung, where is the promised 4.2.2?

Are you kidding me? Stop fooling around and release the new ROM!

rdrm69 said:
Are you kidding me? Stop fooling around and release the new ROM!
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Thanks for this thread, I'm sure they'll release it now.

s14sh3r said:
Thanks for this thread, I'm sure they'll release it now.
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Ok I'll sell my S3 and never ever buy antyhing from the S-company

rdrm69 said:
Ok I'll sell my S3 and never ever buy antyhing from the S-company
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You're free to do as you wish. I once thought like you, but then I ended up with Samsung again and I love the S4.
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Theshawty said:
You're free to do as you wish. I once thought like you, but then I ended up with Samsung again and I love the S4.
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Nice tapatalk sign :laugh:

This thread is still not closed wtf moderators !!
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Rikul said:
This thread is still not closed wtf moderators !!
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Nobody has reported it so before you "wtf moderators" why not report it yourself? They're not Psychic. They can't read every single thread

Rikul said:
This thread is still not closed wtf moderators !!
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:banghead::banghead:
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Potatoes.

trololololololololololololololol LOL

Musttttt....not....pppost....picture....fieeuuww my obsessive compulsive disorder is almost incontrollable
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jody2k said:
Musttttt....not....pppost....picture....fieeuuww my obsessive compulsive disorder is almost incontrollable
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Lemme do that for ya, mate.
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Theshawty said:
Lemme do that for ya, mate.
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Heheh 'd
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go get an HTC One, you'll definitely get 4.2.2

Useless thread is useless. Thread closed.
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