Funny S-Voice responses - Galaxy S III General

I would like to start this as screenshots of s voice with silly answers / responses
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Hopefully we get some fun ones
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I have no clue either what your question is suppsed to mean. Voice recogintion issue?
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It was which is better HTC or Samsung, but it added the f
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How is that funny?

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How is that funny?
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I was thinking the same thing!
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If you ask "where are you from?"
She replies "from a land far far away"
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adamo3957 said:
I would like to start this as screenshots of s voice with silly answers / responses
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Hopefully we get some fun ones
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My english it's not very good but.... I did not find any funny responsens may someone help me?
What is funny here?
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Nothing. That is the whole point of everyone except OP.
Btw, S-Voice is heavily based on WolframAlpha API so a lot of funn answers WolframAlpha gives will also be given by S-Voice.

enohand said:
If you ask "where are you from?"
She replies "from a land far far away"
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Mine said "from many places, simultaneously"...

if you ask what do you think it always says that it has no opinion or to look online.
not like siri

I thought this one was fairly amusing

PFC Hudson said:
I thought this one was fairly amusing
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Lol, class, keep them coming
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alex_herrero said:
Mine said "from many places, simultaneously"...
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Mine said. "A box"
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iii
ii dont think thats funny too haha btw i'm italian and i can't post a screenshot because most of you would not understand

This is me trying to say :
TAKE A PIC
http://imageshack.us/f/4/screenshot2012061118362.png/
http://imageshack.us/f/4/screenshot2012061118362.png/

Wow Humans are so weird ! They find stuff so funny and giggle even they post it.
which does not make any sense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love S-voice and some of the responses are 1st class! great idea for this thread!
You should ask it - If i'm beautiful - replies some might think so
Or ask do I need a jacket today and it will reply with the weather
ask it if im tired and it replies your bed is soo comfy
love playing with this app

Hahaha
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I don't think s-voice has any sense of humour
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I was like wtf
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Related

I have to share with my Note buddies!

This may not be Note related but dang its hilarious!
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Lmao lmao
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F**** that dog.
I must be a man, after starring for a min, never noticed the dog. Guess thats the point. Good one.
Nice!
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ROFL!!
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Hey, who let the Dogs out?! Baha Men better not blame it on my Note. LMAO
Never noticed the dog driving until I read the notes below.
Great post and a lovely girl friend you have got.
Lovely! Got caught as expected!
this one is good.
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This may not be Note related but dang its hilarious! View attachment 863799
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YFY said:
Never noticed the dog driving until I read the notes below.
Great post and a lovely girl friend you have got.
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There's notes at the bottom?!
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What dog
From the Best : Galaxy Note
sprintuser1977 said:
What dog
From the Best : Galaxy Note
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Lol! That's what I said!
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Sorry to crash the party, but that story did not happen. This picture has been reposted on various sites hundreds of times with different captions.
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Wha dog are you guys talking about?
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Sorry to crash the party, but that story did not happen. This picture has been reposted on various sites hundreds of times with different captions.
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Pic didn't happen either, here's the original:
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj316/mywhitetees/part2/3227qc8.jpg
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Sorry to crash the party, but that story did not happen. This picture has been reposted on various sites hundreds of times with different captions.
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Um... duh! Its a joke guys! Wow...
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Brilliant very funny
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tenkainen said:
Pic didn't happen either, here's the original:
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj316/mywhitetees/part2/3227qc8.jpg
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That ass sure happened!
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Stuff Android Noobs Say

Just a little humor I thought I would share with everyone! Remember, there's nothing wrong with being a noob
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzpixaIOwSg
Hilarious!
Oh..and first!
Haha... that just made my day!!! Lol
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This has GOTTA be nominated for an Emmy or Grammy or Sumthingy !!!
I can see this being linked in future posts.....Very cool Qb!!!
Very funny to those of us experienced users.
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Omg!!! I guess my phone is bricked....it just keeps REBOOTING!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!! PERFECT WAY TO END THA VID!!
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That is pretty damn funny right there!
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Lololol
Truly EPIC xD
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Lol that is too good.
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I just ruined a perfectly good mocha laughing so hard at this. You, sir, owe me another video. LOL!
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You should make one for stuff rooting pro's say. Lol. I often tune into xda for some good burns. "Search must be broken again, damn! "
ohhh thats great...love the "help qbking i followed someone else's rooting vid and bricked my phone" LOL i have seen a few vids on you tube of ppl that if followed would probably not only brick your phone but also turn it into a Decepticon lol
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ohhh thats great...love the "help qbking i followed someone else's rooting vid and bricked my phone" LOL i have seen a few vids on you tube of ppl that if followed would probably not only brick your phone but also turn it into a Decepticon lol
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Links please???
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Links please???
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Right... id love to see those...
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Right... id love to see those...
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Just read the comments after his videos...they are there!!!! Noobity noob noobs. But seeing this makes me want to go back and see what my first posts were like. I only have to go back almost 7000 posts.
Damn, can only go back 500 in stats.
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HA! i meant that in a bad way altho would be cool until it tried to kill you lol
That was awesome lol
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Sgs3 not just for phone calls

If your on xda then you obviously want your phone to do more then just phone calls and texting. There are many people out there that want to get the most out of their phones. So I would like this thread to be about all the things we do with our phones and who knows we might get some new ideas from each other. Here are some I like to do with mine. (try not to post things more than once.)
Emulate games for portability. Record my classes at school. Media player in my car. Media server for my playstation3 and many other things I'm forgetting about right now.
What do you do with yours?
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You forgot about using it to propose to girls through glass doors.
I dont have mine yet.. But I'm going to use it to watch pretty ponies and search for pretty ponies all while I'm pretending to be a rich pretty pony
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I dont have mine yet.. But I'm going to use it to watch pretty ponies and search for pretty ponies all while I'm pretending to be a rich pretty pony
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This list might be obvious to you but everyone is not technologically savvy as you(developer). You want people to research and learn so they don't have to ask YOU stupid questions but you make fun of a serious question that could help noobs.
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geargamer said:
This list might be obvious to you but everyone is not technologically savvy as you(developer). You want people to research and learn so they don't have to ask YOU stupid questions but you make fun of a serious question that could help noobs.
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dude, lighten up.. I'm just cracking a joke I wasnt trying to troll or anything.. seriously relax.. not everything has to be so serious all the time... If my post makes a couple of people chuckle then my work is done
It made me laugh and I'm just trolling
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What does this topic really have to do with the SGS3 specifically?
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SlimJ87D said:
What does this topic really have to do with the SGS3 specifically?
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All phones don't have the same capabilities. Right?
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To surf xda. And flash roms and develop apps.
☞ sent from my GS3
You have a SPH-L710, which means you have a sprint sgs3, which means you are in the wrong place, moved.
I use it a video player for the long plane rides.
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Why does no one help

Why don't you all help
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Hack Xda said:
Why don't you all help
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Ehhhmm ok?
There is 50 billion things we can help you with. But i'm afraid we can't help someone that can't even explain what kind of help they need.
Tom-Helge said:
Ehhhmm ok?
There is 50 billion things we can help you with. But i'm afraid we can't help someone that can't even explain what kind of help they need.
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He needs help hacking xda. uh oh... here comes the xda NSA. Ruuuun.
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Because we're helpless! !!!!
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Because we're all taking a break.
Cos u are all trolls and losers look into my posts god gave u eyes
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And the most random post of the day prize goes to...
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When I post here all u clowns never help and if u do its vile comments like the one u send
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Say what kee toon kenda
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Come on u kinda brought this on yourself .. did u expect that people here would act like angels if u opened a "why wont u help" thread
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Every time I post here no one replies but if they do there vile remarks like yours above all I asked was that my s memo on my s4 does not work the folders are asking for password also if I open the 1 file it says data not loaded now I bet I get no answers any I just joined this other forum with this same post and got good replies thanks BUT NO THANKS XDA
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I bet your s breaker lol saala
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U need help to you did reply to us
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Want a cool place to hang out
Check this OUT!!!
Wow buddy, why don't you just take a deep breath and start from the beginning. What do you need help with. Nice and slow
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Guys i think its trying to communicate?
Bongo no no problem?
we big scary XDA people!
we bring ROMS and Kernels and ROOT!
Take me to your leader!
Had to be done!
Power to the pandas!
I don't even know what help he needs. This guy is funny.
Xda is a development forum. Nobody here is gonna bottle feed you ( or whatever it is that you prefer ) Gotta learn some stuff yourself ! Go read this!
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=17981993
Forget it all you are bastards
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Forget it all you are bastards
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Stop being a hypocrite.

WTF Samsung, where is the promised 4.2.2?

Are you kidding me? Stop fooling around and release the new ROM!
rdrm69 said:
Are you kidding me? Stop fooling around and release the new ROM!
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Thanks for this thread, I'm sure they'll release it now.
s14sh3r said:
Thanks for this thread, I'm sure they'll release it now.
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Ok I'll sell my S3 and never ever buy antyhing from the S-company
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Ok I'll sell my S3 and never ever buy antyhing from the S-company
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You're free to do as you wish. I once thought like you, but then I ended up with Samsung again and I love the S4.
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You're free to do as you wish. I once thought like you, but then I ended up with Samsung again and I love the S4.
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Nice tapatalk sign :laugh:
This thread is still not closed wtf moderators !!
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Rikul said:
This thread is still not closed wtf moderators !!
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Nobody has reported it so before you "wtf moderators" why not report it yourself? They're not Psychic. They can't read every single thread
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This thread is still not closed wtf moderators !!
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:banghead::banghead:
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Potatoes.
trololololololololololololololol LOL
Musttttt....not....pppost....picture....fieeuuww my obsessive compulsive disorder is almost incontrollable
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Musttttt....not....pppost....picture....fieeuuww my obsessive compulsive disorder is almost incontrollable
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Lemme do that for ya, mate.
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Theshawty said:
Lemme do that for ya, mate.
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Heheh 'd
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go get an HTC One, you'll definitely get 4.2.2
Useless thread is useless. Thread closed.
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