[HUMOR-DEMENTIAL] Thousand and one reasons...I hate iPHONE because....?! - Galaxy S II General

Here we are just playing and joking!!!:laugh:
So, if you do not want to laugh, joke and get four "healthy laughter", not to comment, criticize or offend, just stay away from this thread!
The intent is to propose the multi-annal challenge between Galaxy S2 and iPhone. There is no comparison based on technical, aesthetic or economic, the idea is not to affect neither the choice of purchase, just plain fun!
Please remember not to offend anyone and joke politely!
Then, everyone can express the cause or the reason why the Galaxy S2 is better than "apple-phone", preferably in this form:
-(My) Galaxy S2 is better than iPhone because...
or
-It's better to buy a Galaxy S2 and not iPhone because....
So, let's start! Here's my reason:
"Galaxy S2 is better than iPhone because worms do not come out of the Apple on the back cover"
Now it is up to you if you like....good laughs!
Ah....try to be as demented as possible!

Prefer my SGS2 after having tried Apple products twice in my life, iPhone 1 and iPad 2. All I can say is...BORING stuff. UI hasn't changed, all applications are on a pay basis, what else? Free stuff is ugly...I wonder whats all the fuss on Apple.

Galaxy S2 is better than an iPhone because patents are for babies.

Why Galaxy S II? I can download warez without jailbreak crap, so simple...
(kidding, I don't and you won't )

SGS2 becoz if I want to put an sd card in Mt fone I will, if I want to try a diff ROM on my fone I can & I will. IPhone 4,4S & now the iPhone 5, my left **** cheek
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Galaxy S2 is better than iPhone because there is a HUGE DIFFERENCE between rooting and jailbreaking.

I prefer my S2 over iPhony for the same reason everyone else does.. We have brains that understand it's awesomeness

...couse I already have a paperweight

Why buy an apple with a sammy bite in it ,when you can get an fully loaded jaw-breaking sammy

Why stand in line for a iphone when you can get a sgs2

Don't say too much guys, Apple's lawsuits might be on your ass #TEAMANDROID

why go for something thats as slow as chuck norris and looks like suzan boyl when you can have a something as fast and gorgeous like Jessica Ennis

iPhone Fanboy: Haha, my iPhone is better than your phone.
Me: Why is that?
iPhone Fanboy: Well...umm...it costs more?
Me: <punches iPhone Fanboy in the face>
I think that's a pretty good reason to chose the Samsung Galaxy S2

TheiPhoneKiller said:
why go for something thats as slow as chuck norris and looks like suzan boyl when you can have a something as fast and gorgeous like Jessica Ennis
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beston94 said:
iPhone Fanboy: Haha, my iPhone is better than your phone.
Me: Why is that?
iPhone Fanboy: Well...umm...it costs more?
Me: <punches iPhone Fanboy in the face>
I think that's a pretty good reason to chose the Samsung Galaxy S2
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It costs more?!!?
Me and we all:
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You pay apple more to get the same stuff but turned into icrap
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gmaster1 said:
You pay apple more to get the same stuff but turned into icrap
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lololol!! you are an artist man!!!:laugh: A poet!! i like this reason!!!:laugh::good:

It's better to buy a Galaxy S2 and not iPhone because it has more buttons.

mesaj said:
It's better to buy a Galaxy S2 and not iPhone because it has more buttons.
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Demential as I like!!! lololol :laugh::good: Button-scared!!:laugh:

An iPhag will just choose an iPhone because words without "i" before them are too mainstream.

Q: How many Apple Iphone early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and ***** about the lack of obscure features!

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nice comment from people who bought Ipad 2

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ac/20110312/tc_ac/8044392_ipad_2_buyers_offer_mixed_reactions
no flames intended, but the people interviewed was quite hilarious IMO
well, makes me glad i'm not one of the apple fanboys ^^
Seems all the smart tech savvy people buy ipads
"...is like super fast...". This annoys me. Why does it annoy me? Clue's in my name
TheGrammarFreak said:
"...is like super fast...". This annoys me. Why does it annoy me? Clue's in my name
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but, is like super fast!
Yes, the ipad is nice and pretty... That said I wouldn't trade my galaxy tab for it, I have what the ipad have plus flash and widgets and I can take it anywhere in my jacket pocket.
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jorgepsantos said:
Yes, the ipad is nice and pretty... That said I wouldn't trade my galaxy tab for it, I have what the ipad have plus flash and widgets and I can take it anywhere in my jacket pocket.
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well, if you read carefully, there's a woman that said the iPad 2 can be put in her pocket lol
can't imagine what kind of pocket she had
a photographer dude that use its camera for actually taking pictures, and actually prefer using iPad instead of his cam coz iPad have a longer battery life and he doesnt have enough money to buy extra batteries for his camera (wonder how much he got his iPad)
that one cracks me up
ROFL, i cant stop laughing
How can you argue with somebody like this?
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I love the camera the most because I cannot afford spending money on batteries for my camera, and this has a long battery life."
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Yeah really she said that
lol, nice pic you got there rofl
we definitely can't beat the aura coming from his face
Thank goodess those folk bought Apple and not Android..!!!
It is obvious that these people never looked at or tried anything but the iPad. Good marketing by Apple. Bad customer.research by the customers.
The one that says "I thought it would have better apps.“ shows the tech level of these people. Sad, just sad.
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Seeing these euphoric people standing in the line for 8 hours to get a new ipad2 just wants to make me vomit.
LOL ))) Could not stoped laughing )))
Thank GOOD I Bought The Tab...
After I Read This Bull**** I Would Sell The Ipad 2 Anyways...
But Please Be Fair To Apple...
They Do All They Can To Make Other People Laugh At Their Customers...
Nice find, Justin. I enjoyed reading their comments. At least they're honest (a 9.5" in height device is not bulky) LoL
i would die of laughter if i hired a photographer and they came through with their ipad 2..
Just reading the comment about it being lightweight - from my use of the old ipad in the store afyer a while it began to get quite heavy (thats partly why i got the tab) i doubt with the ipad 2 apple have made it dramaricaly lighter (doubt it). either that or i have feeble arms (not the case)
and re it being small - i doubt it will fit in a pocket unlike the tab (thats what samsung claim and it will fit in my jenes pocket)
and re it being fast? Its 1.8ghz in total whilst the xoom is 2ghz so the xooms faster.
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Even the tabs crummy camera is better (why cant it shoot hd?)
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iPhone 4S. Your thoughts about it?

I want to hear to people opinions about the "new" iphone? Anyone making the switch since its on sprint now?
Me , no I never liked iOS. Making the switch to android is the best thing ever.
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Only if I can put Android on it.
nope. If it were something crazy revolutionary, maybe, but it's exactly the same as the iPhone 4. Granted, I would love to have a retina display on my Shift (let alone my iPad lol)
Everyone I know that uses android says they hate iPhone, but every time I think they just are biased. I moved from iPhone because I loved customizability, but you can't deny iPhone has it strengths. And when you hold that device, you just can't not love how it feels, and how italways is fast and works. Not to mention when HTC rocked the 5 MP camera, apple had a 3.2 that would blow it out of the water. Just because we love android guys, you can't deny apple can make a device.
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iPhone5 will look like an Evo Shift.
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iPhone5 will look like an Evo Shift.
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F*ck yeah, we get Android on that thing and we'll be good to go!
I'm sticking to my shift its a epic phone once rooted and overclocked.the only thing I like about the new iphone is the retina display if I could get that on my shift that would be badddda$$ lol but other then that nah I could care less about apple products I just don't see the purpose when if u break it down to actual cpu specs then there products aren't too impressive considering all the cpu chips we have on android based phones/tablets.its just like pc's you can get a intel quad core desktop for around 800 but if u want that as a mac its 3k.its all about preference though that's just my thought on apple products it just seems like a marketing gimmick to me.
1 word: Disappointed
i thought about it then realized i'm not retarded and love the open source of android and like what it has to offer. plus Miui looks and runs better than IOS so i'm good
RIP STEVE JOBS...
http://www.apple.com/
rhodiggah said:
RIP STEVE JOBS...
http://www.apple.com/
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the fail of the iphone 4s killed him since android has all the features it has... jk on the reals that sucks
YoungCorruptionV2.0 said:
the fail of the iphone 4s killed him since android has all the features it has... jk on the reals that sucks
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shouldn't kid like that man.
jrny99 said:
shouldn't kid like that man.
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Eh gotta learn not to take things serious. The jokes WILL come in like a week or two. I just jumped the gun
Hmmm an IPhone or the same meal Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner for the next two years . Well at least I know what's on the menu .
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from what ive read every new app theyve tried to implement on the "new" iphone has been on android for a long while now
love him or hate him, you can't deny that he built a big empire of that brand. personally, I'm not drinking the kool aid.. don't care too, but sucks to see the man cut short in life.
Steve jobs was a great man, too bad he died young. He was my idol .
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Back to the topic at hand even though I don't like the iPhone I can say, however, from a consumer's standpoint the iPhone 4S is a major disappointment. Everyone was hoping for something new and innovative that would have put Android on edge under the banner iPhone 5 and instead what we got was basically a marginal upgrade to the iPhone 4. There's no WiMAX or LTE 4G setup because they moved to the "World Phone" design probably to reduce manufacturing costs and instead gave their 3G radio a minor update that ups its speed from 7mbps to 14mbps which is also disappointing since its competition has been pushing 21+mbps HSPA+ 3G all this year. Other then that it got a new iOS upgrade which comes as no surprise and a dual core version of the iPhone 4's CPU. Beyond that there's no change which makes it seem like under Apple's new leadership this past year (remember Jobs left someone else in charge while he focused on his health this past year) has shifted most of the R&D's funding to the Legal department to promote their current anti-competitive legal campaign.
It's not much better than the iPhone 4, it only has a different proccesor, better camera, and siri. Apple, in my opinion, has failed. But there will always be a part of Steve Jobs in Apple. For Apple/ phone/ everyone who's heard of Apple and Steve Jobs, he will be dearly missed.
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Just incase you were thinking of going back to an Iphone

Try this:
https://market.android.com/details?id=net.suckga.iLauncherLite&feature=search_result#?t=W251bGwsMSwxLDEsIm5ldC5zdWNrZ2EuaUxhdW5jaGVyTGl0ZSJd
A Brilliant simulation launcher exactly like the Iphones UI....Boring as hell
Well done to the developer for creating such an accurate launcher
if you want iPhone's UI, I think you'd better get an iPhone.
I just hate this "memory game" UI
Sorry just me being sarcastic...
Basically to explain my post, the UI is boring as hell, why on earth would you want to get an Iphone
If you like this you could also try Espier launcher (free on market)!
Aah got bored just watching it
Once ICS is here I guess cant be bothered with all this launchers.....
Cool thanks guys seriously today i was really in a mood of ios n installed MIUI and with these launchers my dream is true
tfn said:
Aah got bored just watching it
Once ICS is here I guess cant be bothered with all this launchers.....
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True
and people would think that you own an iphone 5
Gorjess said:
and people would think that you own an iphone 5
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The only problem there would be the word Samsung written above the screen
UAU!
It's a pity that looks like iOS 3.0 huahuahuahuahua
rafael000 said:
if you want iPhone's UI, I think you'd better get an iPhone.
I just hate this "memory game" UI
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True Dat, True Dat.
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i dont really get people that want their android phone to look like iphone. Apart from in my personal opinion android looks better the obvious answer is if you want to look like iphone buy a damn iphone.
(same thing with people whinging they want the GS2 to look like HTC sense but thats another can of worms)
I wasn't and never would but thanks for sharing.
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Useless thread. Just another iphone bashing thread.
Will be probably closed soon.
If people want an iphone, or iphone UI let them....
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mccune said:
Useless thread. Just another iphone bashing thread.
Will be probably closed soon.
If people want an iphone, or iphone UI let them....
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I wholeheartedly agree
i had an iphone before my samsung galaxy s2 !
but i have to say, that iphone is boring now, because the style is always the same ! this was the reason why i bought the samsung galaxy! When you look at the new Iphone 4s you'll see no new style, only the inside life is new, but design is an important point for me !
I'm back to 4S and happy.
Tired of cheapness of os and non-stop glitches and bugs.
Let the flaming commence.
lynzoid said:
I'm back to 4S and happy.
Tired of cheapness of os and non-stop glitches and bugs.
Let the flaming commence.
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No flaming. Just pity.
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lynzoid said:
I'm back to 4S and happy.
Tired of cheapness of os and non-stop glitches and bugs.
Let the flaming commence.
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Its about preference.. But theres no point to post it here..
I was expecting someone to post how to port ios to android device instead
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Lol at the troll

Battle about samsungs crappy phones. This is funny thread from my evo 3d forum. Here is a troll post
cobraboy85 said:
seriously what the **** do you do with a 5" screen? what are you a silver back gorilla with 15 inch fingers? like what the **** do you do with that? too big to be a phone, too small to be a tablet.
a 5 inch screen...
only on a samsung.
and whoever said the HTC evo 3D had problems... those were software related... and fixed immediately. not swept under the rug with the typical put your head in the sand and pretend it didn't happen approach that samsung takes.
here are my arguments to conclude samsung is ****...
samsung moment - randomly would shut off, and lose signal until a reboot. hmmm
samsung epic - poor signal quality all around. terrible in call quality.
samsung galaxy s2 - LOS bug, terrible in call sound quality (compared to my evo, night and day... and had them both side by side and the person i was talking to on the phone verified this)
galaxy nexus - randomly rebooting. big surprise.
and not to mention how long it took for the epic to get the gingerbread update....
samsung is a joke.
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Freud would have a field day with this...he goes on about **** and 5" and not knowing what to do with it.
So you don't know what to do with 5 inches?
Sorry about your luck.
My g/f loves to know what I'll do with 8
Lol
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sprintuser1977 said:
Battle about samsungs crappy phones. This is funny thread from my evo 3d forum. Here is a troll post
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I LOVE MY AVATAR
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rofl
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I guess the million + owners of the note must all be off their rocker. Fan boys crack me up and are so loyal they miss out on good things just because they aren't made by a certain company. I've had the iPhone ,hero, evo, evo3d, note, hd2, windows phones, razr, and more and enjoyed them all. Every phone has flaws ,I'm just glad I've been able to enjoy them all and not blinded by the fan boy blindness disease
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I guess the million + owners of the note must all be off their rocker. Fan boys crack me up and are so loyal they miss out on good things just because they aren't made by a certain company. I've had the iPhone ,hero, evo, evo3d, note, hd2, windows phones, razr, and more and enjoyed them all. Every phone has flaws ,I'm just glad I've been able to enjoy them all and not blinded by the fan boy blindness disease
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hahahahah
f*ck the evo 3D
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(Oops, sorry sprintuser1977, got the post wrong. I thought it was you who had posted that post above (my bad). (You were just quoting)
I'm sure your NOT a pre-teen.
Gosh sorry (seriously). I'd be pissed.
Anyway, time for me to move on I guess........ )
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(Oops, sorry sprintuser1977, got the post wrong. I thought it was you who had posted that post above (my bad). (You were just quoting)
I'm sure your NOT a pre-teen.
Gosh sorry (seriously). I'd be pissed.
Anyway, time for me to move on I guess........ )
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No prob bud.
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[Q] iPhone 6&6+ is sucks :) what you think ?

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Ha ha ha love it man I really can't believe these apple fan boys will be so impressed with these "new" features when it's second nature to us lol
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Funny to compare those 2 devices! 1 you can buy for under $200 now unlocked!
I really do not understand how those people camp outside of apple stores for days for that thing.
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They selling their spot or promoting their webpage
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yeah lets just laugh !!!
One Plus One said:" welcome to plus group" refer to i6+
guys finally i didn't get what s meaning of "bigger than bigger" !!!!
i don wanna make joke but really wht does it mean?
Yeah and now they will have enough screen room to read alot more content in landscape mode....I laughed hard when they introduced that...I was like wtf?....I dont hate but damn....not to mention thier live stream was a disappointment the streamers had to show updated pics of the event...one thing I can say positively about the apple is that thier release dates are much sooner... same month as the presentation. ...
I have to say, Apple usually has great designs, but its new Watch is downright ugly. I also prefer the design of the 5S to the iPhone6. Not that I care so much, Imma buy the Note 4.
they completely miss the innovator (the boss)...
:laugh: I like the tagline,,, Welcome to 2012 LOL
ip6 and 6p are a utter joke, I even know some die hard apple fans who say its meh but yet still say they are getting it. Im like are you serious??
they have also conned the apple fans by not inc a 32gb model so now in the uk this is what you get.
iphone 6:
16gb £549
64gb £619
128gb £699
Literally any 2012 android flagship is better
iphone 6+:
16gb £619
64gb £699
128gb £789
literally any phablet is better, never mind the note 2, 3, 4.
My brother uses iPhone and when I ask him about features he said "it just works".. lol
He also said Android crashes alot. Not sure where he heard that my stock rooted n4 had never " crashed".
I think though the iPhone would be ok if the price was inline with premium android phones. I really like the build quality but the price is insane. The day I go out and spend over $1100 for a phone is the day it will have lady parts.
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We all laugh because iPhone 6/6+ finally add things we had in 2012, but in reality I'd say Apple finally caught back up to Android. All the main features of Android are now present in the iPhone 6/6+. I'm shocked that Apple finally gave up Steve Jobs' silly notion that large screens are bad. 4.7" and 5.5" are solid screen size options that cover most people'swishes.
You still have to deal with Apple's closed ecosystem. In terms of phone lockdown, though, since carriers in the US are locking down Android handsets more and more that point becomes less of an issue here in the US.
I'm still primarily considering Note 4 and Nexus X/6/5(2014)/whatever to replace my Note II, but this is finally a new serious contender from Apple.

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