Lol at the troll - Galaxy Note GT-N7000 General

Battle about samsungs crappy phones. This is funny thread from my evo 3d forum. Here is a troll post
cobraboy85 said:
seriously what the **** do you do with a 5" screen? what are you a silver back gorilla with 15 inch fingers? like what the **** do you do with that? too big to be a phone, too small to be a tablet.
a 5 inch screen...
only on a samsung.
and whoever said the HTC evo 3D had problems... those were software related... and fixed immediately. not swept under the rug with the typical put your head in the sand and pretend it didn't happen approach that samsung takes.
here are my arguments to conclude samsung is ****...
samsung moment - randomly would shut off, and lose signal until a reboot. hmmm
samsung epic - poor signal quality all around. terrible in call quality.
samsung galaxy s2 - LOS bug, terrible in call sound quality (compared to my evo, night and day... and had them both side by side and the person i was talking to on the phone verified this)
galaxy nexus - randomly rebooting. big surprise.
and not to mention how long it took for the epic to get the gingerbread update....
samsung is a joke.
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Freud would have a field day with this...he goes on about **** and 5" and not knowing what to do with it.
So you don't know what to do with 5 inches?
Sorry about your luck.
My g/f loves to know what I'll do with 8

Lol
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sprintuser1977 said:
Battle about samsungs crappy phones. This is funny thread from my evo 3d forum. Here is a troll post
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I LOVE MY AVATAR
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I guess the million + owners of the note must all be off their rocker. Fan boys crack me up and are so loyal they miss out on good things just because they aren't made by a certain company. I've had the iPhone ,hero, evo, evo3d, note, hd2, windows phones, razr, and more and enjoyed them all. Every phone has flaws ,I'm just glad I've been able to enjoy them all and not blinded by the fan boy blindness disease
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sprintuser1977 said:
I guess the million + owners of the note must all be off their rocker. Fan boys crack me up and are so loyal they miss out on good things just because they aren't made by a certain company. I've had the iPhone ,hero, evo, evo3d, note, hd2, windows phones, razr, and more and enjoyed them all. Every phone has flaws ,I'm just glad I've been able to enjoy them all and not blinded by the fan boy blindness disease
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hahahahah
f*ck the evo 3D
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(Oops, sorry sprintuser1977, got the post wrong. I thought it was you who had posted that post above (my bad). (You were just quoting)
I'm sure your NOT a pre-teen.
Gosh sorry (seriously). I'd be pissed.
Anyway, time for me to move on I guess........ )

macwilson said:
(Oops, sorry sprintuser1977, got the post wrong. I thought it was you who had posted that post above (my bad). (You were just quoting)
I'm sure your NOT a pre-teen.
Gosh sorry (seriously). I'd be pissed.
Anyway, time for me to move on I guess........ )
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No prob bud.
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nice comment from people who bought Ipad 2

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ac/20110312/tc_ac/8044392_ipad_2_buyers_offer_mixed_reactions
no flames intended, but the people interviewed was quite hilarious IMO
well, makes me glad i'm not one of the apple fanboys ^^
Seems all the smart tech savvy people buy ipads
"...is like super fast...". This annoys me. Why does it annoy me? Clue's in my name
TheGrammarFreak said:
"...is like super fast...". This annoys me. Why does it annoy me? Clue's in my name
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but, is like super fast!
Yes, the ipad is nice and pretty... That said I wouldn't trade my galaxy tab for it, I have what the ipad have plus flash and widgets and I can take it anywhere in my jacket pocket.
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Yes, the ipad is nice and pretty... That said I wouldn't trade my galaxy tab for it, I have what the ipad have plus flash and widgets and I can take it anywhere in my jacket pocket.
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well, if you read carefully, there's a woman that said the iPad 2 can be put in her pocket lol
can't imagine what kind of pocket she had
a photographer dude that use its camera for actually taking pictures, and actually prefer using iPad instead of his cam coz iPad have a longer battery life and he doesnt have enough money to buy extra batteries for his camera (wonder how much he got his iPad)
that one cracks me up
ROFL, i cant stop laughing
How can you argue with somebody like this?
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I love the camera the most because I cannot afford spending money on batteries for my camera, and this has a long battery life."
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Yeah really she said that
lol, nice pic you got there rofl
we definitely can't beat the aura coming from his face
Thank goodess those folk bought Apple and not Android..!!!
It is obvious that these people never looked at or tried anything but the iPad. Good marketing by Apple. Bad customer.research by the customers.
The one that says "I thought it would have better apps.“ shows the tech level of these people. Sad, just sad.
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Seeing these euphoric people standing in the line for 8 hours to get a new ipad2 just wants to make me vomit.
LOL ))) Could not stoped laughing )))
Thank GOOD I Bought The Tab...
After I Read This Bull**** I Would Sell The Ipad 2 Anyways...
But Please Be Fair To Apple...
They Do All They Can To Make Other People Laugh At Their Customers...
Nice find, Justin. I enjoyed reading their comments. At least they're honest (a 9.5" in height device is not bulky) LoL
i would die of laughter if i hired a photographer and they came through with their ipad 2..
Just reading the comment about it being lightweight - from my use of the old ipad in the store afyer a while it began to get quite heavy (thats partly why i got the tab) i doubt with the ipad 2 apple have made it dramaricaly lighter (doubt it). either that or i have feeble arms (not the case)
and re it being small - i doubt it will fit in a pocket unlike the tab (thats what samsung claim and it will fit in my jenes pocket)
and re it being fast? Its 1.8ghz in total whilst the xoom is 2ghz so the xooms faster.
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Even the tabs crummy camera is better (why cant it shoot hd?)
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What is the funniest reaction from a co-worker/friend to your Note.

Well, Merry Christmas all.
Post the funniest reaction you have heard about your note.
Mine happened 2 weeks ago, where one of my apple fanboy friends said "OH MY GOD, did apple make a new IPAD?"
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My uncle: "Nice tray!"
Me: "Buahahahahahahahah"
LOL
Coworkers husband impersonation of me. He walked around with a phone book to his ear.
GALAXY NOTE
My co-workers come over to my desk with 7in and 10in tablets up to their ear like they're talking on the phone. Then they're like "oh, hey man, whats up?" Every time it's a different tablet. (they're huge nerds. well-paid nerds)
When I bring out the phone to put it on a table or to check the time, my friends introduce it to other people as a tablet. It annoys me, so they keep doing it, and insist it's a tablet after I repeatedly tell them it's a phone.
Most people ask if it's a tablet first, because it's just big enough to be a tablet, but also small enough to be a big phone. I just say "nah, it's a phone". Cuz IT IS A PHONE. But also maybe a tablet. screw you. they just jealous.
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my coworkers told me my television was ringing
Friend ask me if my ipad shrunk because I left it in the dryer.
Another person said I'm using a clown phone.
I just smile because I really love this phone. It fits very well in the side or inside front pocket of most of my jackets
coworkers: woah, it's HUGE!
i said, 'That's what she said."
Well, people got confused, but never got that crazy reactions.
The worst one was:
"Wow, a Samsung? I would respect you more if you got an HTC..."
Coming from a girl who at least likes Android, and from a guy who likes the iPhone.
Though the iPhone guy actually liked it after a bit.
ofcourseimnaked said:
my coworkers told me my television was ringing
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This is hilarious!
I've got the "you tyring to compensate for something?" from a few of my buddies.
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rnewton01 said:
I've got the "you tyring to compensate for something?" from a few of my buddies.
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"No, i got big hands, and you know what that means...."
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My older cousin said that I'm carrying a tv in my pocket...
- One colleague 'why did you buy it?'...ah how can you ask that to Note owner
- another, I'll consider if it fits in shirt's pocket...lol
- another, having dual core processor can you run Weblogic and Tomcat same time? teasing for buying costlier one.
- one family friend, has Samsung introduced cheap tablet?
One of my friends asked me if I was ashamed to bring my television to college !
ofcourseimnaked said:
my coworkers told me my television was ringing
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Same thing for me.
"nice new tv-set you got there"
LordManhattan said:
"No, i got big hands, and you know what that means...."
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Big gloves?
Everyone who sees my Galaxy note always asks "Why do you own such a big phone?"
my answer was always "I'm not really used to holding anything less than 5.3 inches"
haha!
Just flown back from Edinburgh with BA used phone with app for boarding pass when checking in I got a bloody hell what's that then boarding the staff got all excited that's a big one then asked if it was a Samsung iPhone. I politely said that if my phone had feelings it would now be very upset but lucky for you it's just a phone..
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i told my note and dial to another.
my friend ask me"is it a taplet?why can you call others?

New Samsung Galaxy S III Leaked Picture

Okay folks. What do you all think? Is this the Samsung Galaxy S III? The image was leaked on a number of Korean blogs. I also would note that Eldar Murtazin, who claims to have seen the device said this about this recent leak: "no comments ". On previous leaks he said things like "looks close, but that's not it" and "no, that's not it." Why would he say "no comment" to this one? And that smiley face. Hmm. Very interesting
http://briefmobile.com/samsung-galaxy-s-iii-picture-leaks-in-korea
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i say theres a good chance! if it is, i definitely regret getting the galaxy note.. this thing is sexy!
Holy **** that looks sweet, can't wait to see it!
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The shape seems convex. Doesn't seem very ergonomic to me...
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LordJummy said:
The shape seems convex. Doesn't seem very ergonomic to me...
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Don't think you can really judge based on that picture. We'll see the real thing soon enough.
Toss3 said:
Don't think you can really judge based on that picture. We'll see the real thing soon enough.
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Wrong. That's exactly what we're doing here. Just judging a picture. I'm commenting solely on this picture, which is the entire point of the thread.
When the real thing comes out we will see.
Thanks for your input.
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I honestly think that the screen is a bit too big compared to the device size. This is my personal opinion about the screen so please don't hate me. But overall the device sounds very nice and I'm sure it will be another big hit when it comes out.
Tierd of rumours I want this phone now!
It looks awesome from what u can see on this pic tho
Samsung confirmed to be 4.6 inch screen read more here:http://www.sammobile.com/2012/03/28/samsung-galaxy-s-iii-to-have-a-4-6-super-amoled-plus-hd-display/
Everithing else is great. Im waiting to see it maybe i buy it.
Cheers
Re : New Samsung Galaxy S III Leaked Picture
Yeah.. I agree with you kennethpenn.
If he has posted image then why he is saying "no comment" to this one..
Its real
http://phandroid.com/2012/04/04/new...up-in-a-press-invite-to-be-unveiled-may-22nd/
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Looks pretty slick
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I'm sure the specs will be awesome,
yet the look doesn't really excite me :/
Finally Samsung got that they need to move far from Apple designs. If you're a follower, you'll never be the leader.
Mobiplayer said:
Finally Samsung got that they need to move far from Apple designs. If you're a follower, you'll never be the leader.
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What makes you think Samsung has borrowed designs by apple again? Because apple says so?
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Hmm...I appreciate the go at something unique, but it looks like if you put flaps on the side, it could double as a feminine product.
Am I the only one who sees the maxi-pad? no?
I wanna see the specs if it can be that thin and sleek, i'm curious about the inside.
What about this?
Kolay 10 Pack Screen Protector For Samsung Galaxy S3 S III i9500
I don't think it would be same as on the pic. Almost after two months we will see what is going to hit us
I hope this time the specs would not go with the rest of the manifactures....
Fake
Nope, don't think it's real, i expect it just to have ICS and a soft buttons, little thinner, better screen
CAN NOT WAIT!!! I love my nexus s but this machine is going to be amazing. Biggest thing for me on this device will be the non-pentile 720p screen! Can't wait for the CM crew to crack it after it is released and get flashing!!!

[HUMOR-DEMENTIAL] Thousand and one reasons...I hate iPHONE because....?!

Here we are just playing and joking!!!:laugh:
So, if you do not want to laugh, joke and get four "healthy laughter", not to comment, criticize or offend, just stay away from this thread!
The intent is to propose the multi-annal challenge between Galaxy S2 and iPhone. There is no comparison based on technical, aesthetic or economic, the idea is not to affect neither the choice of purchase, just plain fun!
Please remember not to offend anyone and joke politely!
Then, everyone can express the cause or the reason why the Galaxy S2 is better than "apple-phone", preferably in this form:
-(My) Galaxy S2 is better than iPhone because...
or
-It's better to buy a Galaxy S2 and not iPhone because....
So, let's start! Here's my reason:
"Galaxy S2 is better than iPhone because worms do not come out of the Apple on the back cover"
Now it is up to you if you like....good laughs!
Ah....try to be as demented as possible!
Prefer my SGS2 after having tried Apple products twice in my life, iPhone 1 and iPad 2. All I can say is...BORING stuff. UI hasn't changed, all applications are on a pay basis, what else? Free stuff is ugly...I wonder whats all the fuss on Apple.
Galaxy S2 is better than an iPhone because patents are for babies.
Why Galaxy S II? I can download warez without jailbreak crap, so simple...
(kidding, I don't and you won't )
SGS2 becoz if I want to put an sd card in Mt fone I will, if I want to try a diff ROM on my fone I can & I will. IPhone 4,4S & now the iPhone 5, my left **** cheek
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Galaxy S2 is better than iPhone because there is a HUGE DIFFERENCE between rooting and jailbreaking.
I prefer my S2 over iPhony for the same reason everyone else does.. We have brains that understand it's awesomeness
...couse I already have a paperweight
Why buy an apple with a sammy bite in it ,when you can get an fully loaded jaw-breaking sammy
Why stand in line for a iphone when you can get a sgs2
Don't say too much guys, Apple's lawsuits might be on your ass #TEAMANDROID
why go for something thats as slow as chuck norris and looks like suzan boyl when you can have a something as fast and gorgeous like Jessica Ennis
iPhone Fanboy: Haha, my iPhone is better than your phone.
Me: Why is that?
iPhone Fanboy: Well...umm...it costs more?
Me: <punches iPhone Fanboy in the face>
I think that's a pretty good reason to chose the Samsung Galaxy S2
TheiPhoneKiller said:
why go for something thats as slow as chuck norris and looks like suzan boyl when you can have a something as fast and gorgeous like Jessica Ennis
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beston94 said:
iPhone Fanboy: Haha, my iPhone is better than your phone.
Me: Why is that?
iPhone Fanboy: Well...umm...it costs more?
Me: <punches iPhone Fanboy in the face>
I think that's a pretty good reason to chose the Samsung Galaxy S2
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It costs more?!!?
Me and we all:
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You pay apple more to get the same stuff but turned into icrap
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gmaster1 said:
You pay apple more to get the same stuff but turned into icrap
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lololol!! you are an artist man!!!:laugh: A poet!! i like this reason!!!:laugh::good:
It's better to buy a Galaxy S2 and not iPhone because it has more buttons.
mesaj said:
It's better to buy a Galaxy S2 and not iPhone because it has more buttons.
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Demential as I like!!! lololol :laugh::good: Button-scared!!:laugh:
An iPhag will just choose an iPhone because words without "i" before them are too mainstream.
Q: How many Apple Iphone early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and ***** about the lack of obscure features!

[Q] iPhone 6&6+ is sucks :) what you think ?

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Ha ha ha love it man I really can't believe these apple fan boys will be so impressed with these "new" features when it's second nature to us lol
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Funny to compare those 2 devices! 1 you can buy for under $200 now unlocked!
I really do not understand how those people camp outside of apple stores for days for that thing.
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They selling their spot or promoting their webpage
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yeah lets just laugh !!!
One Plus One said:" welcome to plus group" refer to i6+
guys finally i didn't get what s meaning of "bigger than bigger" !!!!
i don wanna make joke but really wht does it mean?
Yeah and now they will have enough screen room to read alot more content in landscape mode....I laughed hard when they introduced that...I was like wtf?....I dont hate but damn....not to mention thier live stream was a disappointment the streamers had to show updated pics of the event...one thing I can say positively about the apple is that thier release dates are much sooner... same month as the presentation. ...
I have to say, Apple usually has great designs, but its new Watch is downright ugly. I also prefer the design of the 5S to the iPhone6. Not that I care so much, Imma buy the Note 4.
they completely miss the innovator (the boss)...
:laugh: I like the tagline,,, Welcome to 2012 LOL
ip6 and 6p are a utter joke, I even know some die hard apple fans who say its meh but yet still say they are getting it. Im like are you serious??
they have also conned the apple fans by not inc a 32gb model so now in the uk this is what you get.
iphone 6:
16gb £549
64gb £619
128gb £699
Literally any 2012 android flagship is better
iphone 6+:
16gb £619
64gb £699
128gb £789
literally any phablet is better, never mind the note 2, 3, 4.
My brother uses iPhone and when I ask him about features he said "it just works".. lol
He also said Android crashes alot. Not sure where he heard that my stock rooted n4 had never " crashed".
I think though the iPhone would be ok if the price was inline with premium android phones. I really like the build quality but the price is insane. The day I go out and spend over $1100 for a phone is the day it will have lady parts.
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We all laugh because iPhone 6/6+ finally add things we had in 2012, but in reality I'd say Apple finally caught back up to Android. All the main features of Android are now present in the iPhone 6/6+. I'm shocked that Apple finally gave up Steve Jobs' silly notion that large screens are bad. 4.7" and 5.5" are solid screen size options that cover most people'swishes.
You still have to deal with Apple's closed ecosystem. In terms of phone lockdown, though, since carriers in the US are locking down Android handsets more and more that point becomes less of an issue here in the US.
I'm still primarily considering Note 4 and Nexus X/6/5(2014)/whatever to replace my Note II, but this is finally a new serious contender from Apple.

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