What NOT to do at 2am after one too many.. (nsfw? I have no idea..) - Vibrant General

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Maybe I will find an easy way to post pictures later, but do NOT take a hammer to your vibrant (because it has survived this long under UNintentional abuse) and hit it with a hammer and expect it to work afterwards. It probably won't. No matter how drunk you are. And regardless of how much you paid cash for your phone. Cash.
I am guessing no-one will warranty what a picture would show. Gorilla glass or not, do NOT hit it with a hammer to show how much more resilient it is vs. dumb phone. It is NOT that resilient. Learn from my mistakes. Seriously.
Now excuse me while I try to sink into the world or porn so the last thoughts in my head(when I should be falling asleep) are NOT how I tried to prove my samsung had more balls than you do.. besides, she is female, it obviously has more balls than she does..
I kinda wonder if this is a subconscious excuse to get a new phone next month when I have money.. but I think I would have waited till next month is closer. No, this is probably an exercise in stupidity, one you need not regret. Not to the point there are dents in your battery. Kicking myself constantly!
Edit: I have a few extra batteries laying around, but what do you want to bet it isn't the dented battery that keeps it from booting or making a sound? I'll bet you 500 bux(what it cost when it was new) it isn't the battery..
Edit2: A picture posted while I am not sober enough to care(I hope, we will see if I sleep..)

/facepalm
10car

kdaniels1986 said:
/facepalm
10car
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How many people do you know want an excuse so bad, they don't even know it, they will take a hammer to their phone!? At least me.. maybe. We will see in the morning when it sinks in..

PUI
10 char

Can you say one too many? Screens not made of titanium

jwleonhart said:
Can you say one too many? Screens not made of titanium
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Neither is the stuff on the inside.. I know a dozen ways to make it make a sound, or show in adb.. if it worked at all. I have a feeling I am going to be far too sober before the drunken sandman shows up..

MURDERER
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I can't fap to this.

I was fapping my shi* last night.. I was in the middle of d/ling a porn and lightly playing with my jack-o-lantern and I open up this post.
I just went to sleep after and kept my phone close to me like a virgin.

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What the heck....!!!

guys check this out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy9XhzmErIY
He could give us his battery cover...so that one of us could make his own matt battery cover.
I'm actually surprised how sustainable it is
Well someone had to try .
"You can do anything with windows mobile device" LOL
Could of sold it for a lot of cash, or given it to me...
Anyway, an alternative way to do a hard reset
That's a service centre training vid!
from a psychological point of view, that guy needs some SERIOUS help. watch how he shivers while desperately trying to dismember the (quite tough ) phone...
on another note, he could have simply given the phone away...i know many people who wish they could afford a Topaz...
i posted this comment on youtube, but he removed it...sooo go figure.
A part of me died watching that video... lol
£320 phone down the drain the guy is an idiot.
DaBountyHunter said:
A part of me died watching that video... lol
£320 phone down the drain the guy is an idiot.
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Yeah, I know what you mean. There's always one f***wit with too much money to care about anything. It hurt 'cos most of us saved up to get our "baby" and we treasure it!
Tough phone though, even after a few blows it still mocked him, that metal frame is hard to destroy
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The gold chain on his wrist says it all, really.
It was probably stolen.
ramcid said:
Anyway, an alternative way to do a hard reset
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good one
pa49 said:
That's a service centre training vid!
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LOL, wouldn't surprise me
Fail for software issue. Re-flash was what could have saved the beautiful device. Shipped ROM was slow and unresponsive, so I could see where I would have wanted to MAYBE smash mine if I was so inclined.
DaBountyHunter said:
A part of me died watching that video... lol
£320 phone down the drain the guy is an idiot.
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He's a super idiot.
So what was the problem with the phone?
He was to incompetent to use it so it angered him?
He had to show the phone who's boss since obviously it was more competent than himself.
What a waste, people starving and on the streets and this guy buys expensive phones and destroys them, and then brags about it to boot, sad
he could have just given it away on the street. But ... as all greedy men ... why give when you can destroy?
Waste of materials, damaging the environment, waste human efforts, waste his own money. He should have just sold it....
wot a [email protected]#king idiot!!!
he was obviously one of the top guys from the apple corporation!!!!! LOL

What's your engraving say?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDCQd52WDwk
-James
"The Lack of Money is the Root of all Evil" -Mark Twain
thats my engraving... cant wait to get this sexy azz lil machine
i may blow a load in my pants when i first touch it... anyone else have this problem?
I was lame, just got my name and my SN.
Hindsight, I should've gotten "One of these days, your uppins will come"
your SSN? thats kinda dumb... i'd never engrave that on anything, except my bike rims that were $1,000 each... its engraved on the inside under the tire
but not on a phone... i thought about just gettin SLATER, but thats too simple so i started lookin for quotes, and im poor and sometimes evil so i figured that quote fits me
No Engraving for me on this work of art
slater87 said:
your SSN? thats kinda dumb... i'd never engrave that on anything, except my bike rims that were $1,000 each... its engraved on the inside under the tire
but not on a phone... i thought about just gettin SLATER, but thats too simple so i started lookin for quotes, and im poor and sometimes evil so i figured that quote fits me
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Not SSN. lol I'm not an idiot. My SN (Screen Name). I had a mind blank the moment I saw I could engrave it, and the wife said "just use your name and screen name".
On another note, I wish we could've engraved images instead of letters. . . :-\
mine says:
I'm not in the business,
I am the business
Its a quote from Rachael, one of the Replicants in Blade Runner
If it's stuck, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway
Josh Armour
I'm Feeling Lucky
I got 'this thread is gay'
I was thinking of getting
"Google iNexus 3Gs" or "These aren't the droids you're looking for"
firedup said:
I got 'this thread is gay'
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Very mature.
well i put ...
l33t phwnge
good phone
If and when I get my nexus I'm gonna put "Insert funny quote here"
MianoSM
steven @ miano . us​
In hindsight I wish I hadn't now. Resale is pretty much moot.
If I get an N1 anytime soon, I would get, "Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth."
when you do it right, they won't be sure you did anything at all
I know it's not original, and not exact, but so epic I had to fit it in, LOL
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=614472Ee
didn't get one. wanna sell it later for the then next best thing.
AKR
10.21.2008
My initials followed by the most important date in history

Planking, have you joined the craze yet?

I find it very funny and comedy to see all these people planking everywhere
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cool story bro
I do not understand why this is suddenly trending. We were making fun of these douches dudes months ago. The vagaries of pop culture are vague.
tejasrichard said:
I do not understand why this is suddenly trending. We were making fun of these douches dudes months ago. The vagaries of pop culture are vague.
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I agree, and I have yet to find the humor in it and doubt I ever will.
Pocket posted...
tejasrichard said:
I do not understand why this is suddenly trending. We were making fun of these douches dudes months ago. The vagaries of pop culture are vague.
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I don't even know what 'planking' is; it sounds like a stupid game show like wipeout. I was hoping there was a link, but I don't care enough to look this up.
Pop culture today is so fickle today that 'style' just goes in a circle. I may be 21, but its true.
uh yeah not a fan,people laying on stuff "stiff as a board" kinda dumb,
teh roxxorz said:
I don't even know what 'planking' is; it sounds like a stupid game show like wipeout. I was hoping there was a link, but I don't care enough to look this up.
Pop culture today is so fickle today that 'style' just goes in a circle. I may be 21, but its true.
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WTF is planking?
I plank EVERY night. I'ts called sleeping.
This has to be the stupidest thing to become a fad in a long time!!!
This guy wins ultimate planker of all time. It's trending on Twitter that's why everyone is doing it LOL. Australia has been planking since 1997 LOL.
Epic plank
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Runner up
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5secondfilms.com/watch/planking/ pretty much sums up my thoughts on planking.
This is the stupidest thing ever.

peeled the protective sheet off and the paint.

Grr not real hapopy considering I had to order it online.. good thing it was Costco.com
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wrek said:
Grr not real hapopy considering I had to order it online.. good thing it was Costco.com
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Yes, it is unfortunate, but a lot of the manufacturers are using chromed plastic now a days. This is the second one I have seen with an issue of having the chrome come off. Not really too bad considering the number sold, but I know, bad if it happens to you. Get a replacement and happy Thriving.
I saw a post on Toshiba's site where a guy had bought two Toshiba-branded screen protectors for his Thrive. Well he went to remove one and it left the entire screen covered in a sticky, adhesive mess. Seems they can't even get those right either, let alone the dysfunctional device it's supposed to be protecting.
I can't divorce this company fast enough.
thriving said:
I saw a post on Toshiba's site where a guy had bought two Toshiba-branded screen protectors for his Thrive. Well he went to remove one and it left the entire screen covered in a sticky, adhesive mess. Seems they can't even get those right either, let alone the dysfunctional device it's supposed to be protecting.
I can't divorce this company fast enough.
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Do you actually own a Thrive? All I see you doing is flaming the unit and Toshiba. Im not defending them if they wronged you more power to you... but I feel skeptical. Im just sayin...
thriving said:
I saw a post on Toshiba's site where a guy had bought two Toshiba-branded screen protectors for his Thrive. Well he went to remove one and it left the entire screen covered in a sticky, adhesive mess. Seems they can't even get those right either, let alone the dysfunctional device it's supposed to be protecting.
I can't divorce this company fast enough.
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Well seems like someone still sees something they like, sleep of death and wake issues were fixed, we have some custom roms, and netflix...sounds like a good day to me.

I'm done with Cola.

Sorry I have to go guys but today my dog ruined my Xperia.
I am leaving for a trip to charlottesville tomorrow and I guess hes angry or something. He jumped onto my desk and chomped it.
I whipped his butt real good but I dont know why he did this.
I leave all my stuff on my desk and he's never jumped onto my desk before.
So anyways I'm done with development on the Xperia play
I cant afford to order the new digitizer that costs 30$ and without it my Xperia isn't going to work anymore.
It was fun guys. Hope you all like cola.
P.S if anyone could spare some money to order a new screen. you can donate to me through the button below my user name.
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and the bandit....
I never used Cola, but I do respect its place as a important ROM.
You will be missed. :C
Atleast the dog's cute
That sucks. You'll be remembered as a brave warrior. P.s. you should the dog whisperer lol
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Kind of looks like my dog, who is notorious for breaking things.
He ate the legs off of our coffee table, and that isn't an exaggeration.
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Thanks for the dev work, Hogwarts. Cola's been on the list to test for my R800x. Just so nervous with changing the ROM.
Sell your dog to the local kebab shop for 30 dollars.
Only joking!!
captain67 said:
Kind of looks like my dog, who is notorious for breaking things.
He ate the legs off of our coffee table, and that isn't an exaggeration.
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Yeah he has eaten a curio cabinet leg and also a bar stool leg when he was a puppy.
Also since someone is accusing me of being a dog beater,
I said I whipped him
(with a news paper.....)
Or i sometimes will spray him with a water bottle if he is acting up.
I'm not an animal abuser and my dog is a rescue from the local animal shelter.
both of our dogs are rescues. the other from a puppy mill
Hogwarts said:
Yeah he has eaten a curio cabinet leg and also a bar stool leg when he was a puppy.
Also since someone is accusing me of being a dog beater,
I said I whipped him
(with a news paper.....)
Or i sometimes will spray him with a water bottle if he is acting up.
I'm not an animal abuser and my dog is a rescue from the local animal shelter.
both of our dogs are rescues. the other from a puppy mill
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Our larger one was a shelter rescue, the smaller one was from a pet store. If not for the difference in our location, I'd think maybe our dogs are related. Not sure about yours but mine, Spot, is a rare mix and I've never seen any dog so similar to him like yours.
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