[Q] Why doesn't my Xoom have....... - Xoom General

Wheels I mean my car does and so does my bike and even my daughters baby walker why can't I drive on it?
Seriously I love my new Xoom its like a really good thing that is really good and not bad just really good kinda thing!
anyway thats my review!
Cheers

Did you really have to create a new topic for that post?

ktd said:
Did you really have to create a new topic for that post?
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Yes, yes he did

nebenezer said:
Yes, yes he did
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Yep, had to do I I've always wondered why my xoom doesn't have testicals as large as mine.
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WTF was his post supposed to mean? I'm now actually a bit dumber for reading it.

dubie76 said:
WTF was his post supposed to mean? I'm now actually a bit dumber for reading it.
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I'll translate the op for you:
I'm amazed with my new xoom and am delighted I dropped the cash to get one. It does so much I'm surprised it doesn't have wheels (the sarcasm wasn't exactly subtle)
I'm so delighted with this device I can not contain myself so I posted this new thread to express my elation before I have a stroke.
lilikin- does that about sum it up?

lilikin said:
Wheels I mean my car does and so does my bike and even my daughters baby walker why can't I drive on it?
Seriously I love my new Xoom its like a really good thing that is really good and not bad just really good kinda thing!
anyway thats my review!
Cheers
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In the states it turns into a car/spaceship on the commercials.
Imagine how disapointed I was when I found out it was just false advertising.

Thank you!
seems like sarcasm is wasted on some people just wanted to give it (Xoom) a +1 to counter balance all the Apple fanboys/employees who are posting on this forum!
also throwing some mock for the people saying why hasn't the Xoom got X,Y or Z
nebenezer said:
I'll translate the op for you:
I'm amazed with my new xoom and am delighted I dropped the cash to get one. It does so much I'm surprised it doesn't have wheels (the sarcasm wasn't exactly subtle)
I'm so delighted with this device I can not contain myself so I posted this new thread to express my elation before I have a stroke.
lilikin- does that about sum it up?
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lemarg said:
In the states it turns into a car/spaceship on the commercials.
Imagine how disapointed I was when I found out it was just false advertising.
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This could be grounds for a lawsuit. Lets sue Motorola for a misleading product.
//sarcasm//

Sistum Id said:
This could be grounds for a lawsuit. Lets sue Motorola for a misleading product.
//sarcasm//
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LMAO!!!

wtf mine has wheels? Sounds like you got a faulty unit, try again.

Related

new rom

ill be releasing a new rom today based off of damage,fresh,alloyishus,icerom... it will be called "burnt french toast with an icetea in an alloy cup"
Wow, lol.
Sidenote, do all your handles have XX in them?
YAY, Just exactly what we need right now!! Another rom!!
I'm speechless. Not because I have nothing to say... I think I've had my last final warning...
If this is a joke then good one
If this is serious then welcome back to the forum fixxx... I mean smixxer.
Looking forward to this
Kcarpenter said:
Wow, lol.
Sidenote, do all your handles have XX in them?
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There was that one that had o's instead of x's...
Another side note... This is his first post. Don't you have to have so many posts before you can start a thread? Or is that rule just for uploading attachments... hmm
Kcarpenter said:
Wow, lol.
Sidenote, do all your handles have XX in them?
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for the last time it's not me. you know most of you devs must be 10 year old children. how stupid are you to the fact the mods could just trace the ip addy to see who it really is.
im also looking into someone possibly on here hacking into one of my accounts on another board and my email.
nebenezer said:
OMG, I'm speechless. Not because I have nothing to say... I think I've had my last final warning...
If this is a joke then good one
If this is serious then welcome back to the forum fixxx... I mean smixxer.
Looking forward to this...
There was that one that had o's instead of x's...
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So how many last warnings do u get before it is ur last final warning. Is it like the whole how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop.
Is it just me or r the mods not being very polite lately. I mean maybe they need a copy of the rules. I think one of them posted the one about being polite and respectful yesterday. Either they didn't read it or once u reach "semi God" status in these forums does it not apply to you anymore.
So smixxer=fixxer=smoother. Think I see that now. Hmm.
I prefer to play nice but at the same time just cause u have power in these parts it doesnt mean i abuse them nor be rude, disrespectful, or forceful. A please and thank u go along ways. Try it some time mods see the reactions u get instead of being ugly about it.
OK off rant....this new rom would look like most on development page
smixxer said:
ill be releasing a new rom today based off of damage,fresh,alloyishus,icerom... it will be called "burnt french toast with an icetea in an alloy cup"
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"in an alloy cup", roflmfao.......this I have to see
ROFLMAO .......q0char
Sporkman said:
ROFLMAO .......q0char
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you know spork i thought you were always pretty cool on neowin and here but i don't see why your buying into this. im really appalled at xda today. for someone to have the gall to hack into my accounts and delete my personal info is an invasion of privacy and it has been reported to the proper authorities as well as xda.
Wow I musta missed something.
Kcarpenter said:
Wow, lol.
Sidenote, do all your handles have XX in them?
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You guys are wrong.... damn.
this dude has "xx" <---- count them.... 2 x's
fixxxer2008 has "xxx" <----- count those too... 3 x's
animal7296 said:
Wow I musta missed something.
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no you didn't miss much, just another typical day at the cdma hero section.
fixxxer2008 said:
im really appalled at xda today. for someone to have the gall to hack into my accounts and delete my personal info is an invasion of privacy and it has been reported to the proper authorities
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omg, my day just got made...
nebenezer said:
omg, my day just got made...
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good thing your next on the banned list, enjoy your stay buddy!
and if i find out it was you, trust me you will hear about it soon enough. better get that trusty ip/proxy blocker ready huh neb!
nebenezer said:
omg, my day just got made...
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I agree. I love it when people get pissed over the web. It is just funny.
fixxxer2008 said:
good thing your next on the banned list, enjoy your stay buddy!
and if i find out it was you, trust me you will hear about it soon enough. better get that trusty ip/proxy blocker ready huh neb!
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Oh? I'm getting banned?
Well whatever for?
animal7296 said:
I agree. I love it when people get pissed over the web. It is just funny.
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well myself, my wife and the mods here don't find it funny at all when my private email is hacked and my info is compromised.
fixxxer2008 said:
good thing your next on the banned list, enjoy your stay buddy!
and if i find out it was you, trust me you will hear about it soon enough. better get that trusty ip/proxy blocker ready huh neb!
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lol idk if threats are allowed on here man, I think you should just ignore all this stupid stuff.
fixxxer2008 said:
well myself, my wife and the mods here don't find it funny at all when my private email is hacked and my info is compromised.
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karma's a *****.........
regaw_leinad said:
lol idk if threats are allowed on here man, I think you should just ignore all this stupid stuff.
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it's not a threat, it's the truth. hacking someone personal info for fun is against the law.
chfields said:
karma's a *****.........
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and so are most of you.

Senior Status?

I always wondered how you got senior status. I am older than dirt so I knew it wasn't age. I have been a member since March 2006 so it is not how long you have been a member. I am smart, good looking, and modest but no one could know that.
Then I hit 100 posts and I became a senior member but I did not get any bonus gift or anything like that. Old age is not for sissy's and life is tough.
Edit: Now it shows "OP". Maybe that means "Old Person".
texasez said:
I always wondered how you got senior status. I am older than dirt so I knew it wasn't age. I have been a member since March 2006 so it is not how long you have been a member. I am smart, good looking, and modest but no one could know that.
Then I hit 100 posts and I became a senior member but I did not get any bonus gift or anything like that. Old age is not for sissy's and life is tough.
Edit: Now it shows "OP". Maybe that means "Old Person".
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you got an OP as a gift!! congratulations OP
You can officially flame the noobs who post threads asking how to root.
lol i do think your inbox limit increases after becoming a senior. but i only know on person who's happy about that (/me snickers at myn )
I assumed op stood for orginal poster.
xcodesterox said:
I assumed op stood for orginal poster.
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I am pretty sure it stands for "outdated playa". I could be wrong.
lol
all you get when you reach Senior is that people will now how L33t you are and how you spend more time on your computer than your GF/Wife or Both... thats why i only use it when im in the ****ter
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all you get when you reach Senior is that people will now how L33t you are and how you spend more time on your computer than your GF/Wife or Both... thats why i only use it when im in the ****ter
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hAHHhahaha m BS
phatmanxxl said:
You can officially flame the noobs who post threads asking how to root.
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Nice.... so exactly what happens if one of the how the root wikis is not updated and they screw up there phone due to a Sprint update?
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thlinx said:
Nice.... so exactly what happens if one of the how the root wikis is not updated and they screw up there phone due to a Sprint update?
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When you reach senior status you also get a sarcasm decoder ring.
Hang in there little buddy.
uniquenameevo said:
When you reach senior status you also get a sarcasm decoder ring.
Hang in there little buddy.
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I think my ring got lost in the post... Anyone got a spare?
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davidboyd said:
I am pretty sure it stands for "outdated playa". I could be wrong.
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The only playa I knew anything about are the playa lakes around lubbock but then I did the google thing and found that a playa could also be "Playa, colloquial spelling of "player".
Outdated player would fit fit me.
Getting a reply from the famous Toast was cool.
Edit: Also found out what l33t stood for. Now I can be a l33t outdated playa.
texasez said:
Edit: Also found out what l33t stood for. Now I can be a l33t outdated playa.
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lol good now you can pwn all the n00bs

Motorola Owners Forum is a Joke

And so my account was disabled after providing a little negative feedback...
Motorola you are such a bunch of c0cks.
I doubt posting here is going to make it better.
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Did that make you feel better though?
Lothaen said:
Did that make you feel better though?
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Man did it ever!!!!! Feel so much better!!
Fyi, that's called trolling and most people hate it. Kind of like going to a baseball game and telling everyone around you baseball sucks. Usually people won't like you after that, and now you know.
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tumbes20000 said:
Fyi, that's called trolling and most people hate it. Kind of like going to a baseball game and telling everyone around you baseball sucks. Usually people won't like you after that, and now you know.
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No, that's called a group of fanboys that cannot stand to hear any criticism, especially if the criticism is totally factual.
Motorola's forums are a fanboy circle jerk.
And Baseball does suck since it has kept the BS records of cheaters.
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Ok I think we are done here now?
Lothaen said:
Ok I think we are done here now?
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Why add the question mark to the end of your statement?
Is it because of your use of the royal "we?" Because it really is douchey to speak for other people without their permission.
Next time, try talking for just yourself.
"Ok I think I am done here now."
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Kurttrail, can you bring it down a notch please? There is no need to go on the attack for every perceived offense. Try and help make this a friendlier forum.
There is not much chance at being banned here but being abusive is not helpful.
JanetPanic said:
Kurttrail, can you bring it down a notch please? There is no need to go on the attack for every perceived offense. Try and help make this a friendlier forum.
There is not much chance at being banned here but being abusive is not helpful.
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How was I being abusive?
I was just providing a little constructive criticism about the use of the royal "we."
Can you please try not to be so over-sensitive? Thanks!
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kurttrail said:
How was I being abusive?
I was just providing a little constructive criticism about the use of the royal "we."
Can you please try not to be so over-sensitive? Thanks!
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When you reference someone as a douche I think it steps beyond constructive criticism.
I think it still merits discussion.
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Would have been sufficient in my eyes.
or perhaps
While you may feel the conversation is done, I have more to say.
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Makes the point. It is not unusual for the "royal we" to be used in the manner used and generally it does not attract vitriol. Disagreement perhaps, but not anger.
in before the lock!
jondwillis said:
in before the lock!
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Hopefully not.
Moto forums are censored like a tin-pot dictatorship would! Lets have a bit of freedom - and a lot of respect for each other....
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When you reference someone as a douche I think it steps beyond constructive criticism.
Would have been sufficient in my eyes.
or perhaps
Makes the point. It is not unusual for the "royal we" to be used in the manner used and generally it does not attract vitriol. Disagreement perhaps, but not anger.
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I described the action of speaking for other people without permission as "douchey." I did not "reference someone as a douche."
Please read my actual words next time. Thanks!
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JanetPanic said:
It is not unusual for the "royal we" to be used in the manner used and generally it does not attract vitriol. Disagreement perhaps, but not anger.
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What makes you think I'm angry?
Is it me saying "Thanks" to you, or is it the smiley faces? Thanks!
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I think its pretty clear that the managers of that forum are nothing but a bunch of douches that have no clue as to what is going on with any of their own products, and total disregard for their user base. Thats ok, Aus Chamber of Commerce will be getting a nice little bulletin board write up of my experience with Motorola. Exposure to 400,000+ members should be a nice little kick in the teeth for Moto..
I'm glad they disabled both of my accounts - it gave me just enough motivation..
What were your usernames. I would be interested to see the exchange.
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I'm glad they disabled both of my accounts - it gave me just enough motivation..
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You know you could just sign up again giving bogus info, right?
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kurttrail said:
No, that's called a group of fanboys that cannot stand to hear any criticism, especially if the criticism is totally factual.
Motorola's forums are a fanboy circle jerk.
And Baseball does suck since it has kept the BS records of cheaters.
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I agree
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Off Topic: But Relevant Opinion on Apple vs Samsung

At least I thought it was relevant and interesting that he did not think the California decision would stick.
http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2012/09/...ntcmp=features
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Did apple add it to the lawsuit so it has a ban?
The url is invalid. Try this:
http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2012/09/17/woz-on-apple-legal-victory-over-samsung-hate-it/
mi7chy said:
The url is invalid. Try this:
http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2012/09/17/woz-on-apple-legal-victory-over-samsung-hate-it/
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Thanks for the fix.
You realize of course that most of the opinions in this forum are more useful than that guy's?
Anyway, I have an iPad also. Ain't gonna be giving that up soon......
macwilson said:
You realize of course that most of the opinions in this forum are more useful than that guy's?
Anyway, I have an iPad also. Ain't gonna be giving that up soon......
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Wait, what? How can you even begin to justify this statement? The Woz is a co-founder of Apple and probably holds more patents himself than you can shake a stick at. If that guy doesn't know what he is talking about, no one does.
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From the article: "If you're shocked to see such a senior figure at Apple blurt out such an anti-Apple opinion..."
Actually, Wozniak hasn't been an employee in any normal sense at Apple for a long time. He does hold a significant number of shares of course.
That aside, I have to say, that article kind of raised my opinions abuot Woz. I knew he was a fan of Android - but it's good to see him come right out and say what needs to be said.
macwilson said:
You realize of course that most of the opinions in this forum are more useful than that guy's?
Anyway, I have an iPad also. Ain't gonna be giving that up soon......
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If it wasn't for "that guy" you would not have that IPad.

[Q] Serious Questions Need Answering (Read This Before Asking A Question)

Will I like this phone or should I buy another phone?
Will this phone be more expensive if I buy it in this shop or that shop?
How much will the nexus 4 be selling for?
When is this phone being released?
Why hasn't Google told us the name of the Nexus 4 phone?
Is the screen really as advertised or will it be different?
Can I get satellite radio on the Nexus 4?
Will the Nexus 4 fit in the pocket of my jeans or will I have to buy some new trousers?
What colour will the black Nexus 4 look like?
Does Gorilla Glass smell of sand or Gorillas?
I'm in India, can I by this phone in Australia?
I'm in Australia, what will this phone taste like in Russia?
Does this phone have a battery?
Serious questions !
Oh and were any Gorillas harmed in the making of the glass or is the glass factory staffed by Gorillas?
Last one: Should everyone wait until the phone is released before asking more stupid questions or do we need more stupid questions?
Feel free to add your own stupid question to this thread or, alternatively, ask your own stupid question in the Q&A forum.
It's not polluted enough, go on .. let rip!
One of the most stupid questions I've ever seen in XDA.
Edit: Got your Sarcasm
How many iPads does it take to fit in a toilet paper?
Slap-Yourself :) said:
How many iPads does it take to fit in a toilet paper?
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Ooh, I know this one: sandwich !
ruinkhan said:
One of the most stupid questions I've ever seen in XDA.
Edit: Got your Sarcasm
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Only about an hour late
And they aren't my questions, I'm just a curator at this zoo.
p.s It's parody, not sarcasm.
This is a ridiculous thread, overall just taking up valuable space & detracting from the value of what the XDA forums are all about. Any MODs, can you please remove post?? Take your f**kery over to an Apple or iPhone forum.
DocJ8403 said:
This is a ridiculous thread
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Hey everyone LOL @ the n00b
Stick around, kid, you have a lot to learn.
compact_bijou said:
Hey everyone LOL @ the n00b
Stick around, kid, you have a lot to learn.
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Seeing that some of us still use terms like "n00bs", it's apparent we haven't learned a great deal in the 6+ years, no?
DocJ8403 said:
Seeing that some of us still use terms like "n00bs", it's apparent we haven't learned a great deal in the 6+ years, no?
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Again, please, this time forwards and preferably in English
compact_bijou said:
Again, please, this time forwards and preferably in English
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"Forwards"? I'm starting to doubt English is a language you even speak.
This thread is just brilliant. Seriously brightened up my day.
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"Forwards"? I'm starting to doubt English is a language you even speak.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmvCpR45LKA
TeRRa4 said:
This thread is just brilliant. Seriously brightened up my day
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Keeps all the weirdos in one place, specially Mistuh Marine Corpse up there
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Guy didnt like this thread because he keeps asking these type of questions. Plus he thinks that his question are valid. Now he sees this thread and flips out
Omg this should get pinned... seriously lol >.<
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"Forwards"? I'm starting to doubt English is a language you even speak.
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OH. EM. GEE. Did you try wiping the device?
Serious question.
Slap-Yourself :) said:
OH. EM. GEE. Did you try wiping the device?
Serious question.
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Will he need to reboob the device first or can it be done without reboobing?
That's a serious one!
Will the world end in Dec 2012 as Mayan said???
Will I taste N4 before the world end? Lol
My SERIOUS question!
ruinkhan said:
Will he need to reboob the device first or can it be done without reboobing?
That's a serious one!
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He needs to pull out and put the battery back in. The reboob it.
Slap-Yourself :) said:
He needs to pull out and put the battery back in. The reboob it.
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The non-removable battery, is that?
I suggest shorting the pins to the power connection, that should cause a reboot...
If I eat the Nexus 4, will it tastes like Jelly Beans?

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